I’m sure many of you have seen the commercials on TV for Cottonelle Toilet Tissue that compares its softness to that of a puppy.
Am I the only one who isn’t excited by the thought of wiping my ass with a puppy?
I’m sure many of you have seen the commercials on TV for Cottonelle Toilet Tissue that compares its softness to that of a puppy.
Am I the only one who isn’t excited by the thought of wiping my ass with a puppy?
Indeed, the best thing to use for wiping one’s breech is the soft, downy neck of a goose! (The wonderful things one learns from reading the classics.)
Rabelais, if you were wondering.
That reminds me of a great Spike and Mike Sick and Twisted animated short: A man at a party is trapped in the host’s restroom, and there is no TP. The host’s dog followed him in, and in desperation he uses the dog.
and who wants super soft toilet tissue anyway?
often you need something with an abrasive quality to clean up effectively :-)
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